Sunday 8 May 2011

Zarinah Hassan Vs Judith Heard!

RP Compare The Two Beefing Showbiz Loving Ladies
In Terms of Wealth, Posh Rides, Their Bonkmates and Beauty 

Judith and Zarie seated far from each other
What started as a rumour has slowly and surely turned into a full blown venomous war of words. We can now fully confirm that ex model Judith Heard and South African based singer, Zari Hassan are serious beefing.
The two have been trading words which have taken Kampala’s social scene by surprise. Heard had been quoted by pals saying; “I don’t need to talk to Zari because she is not my friend plus she is not even close to my class.


She is way below.” She also trashed her recent White Party; ‘the people at that party were not my type.’ Certainly Zari hit back with more vengeance saying on her facebook account that; “Bitch stop telling people mbu you didn’t attend the white party because it was for low lives.
It’s plain clear you were not in my league that’s why u never got an invite. Don’t start beefing with me because im gonna put you in your right place sucker!”
Now Tukyakale Magazine beef analysis team takes an in depth look at what could be the reason the why the two are at crossroads. Read on!

Who’s Swagg Is Better?
It is a known fact that they are two ladies who would do anything to be the centre of attraction and to be in the papers with their pictures spread across the centre pages. They pose for every picture; they dress for each occasion and always want to take control of every show.

In clubs, both come with a huge entourage, sit on booked lounges and go on to splash cash on the most expensive wines and drinks money can buy.
But while Zari moves a line of mean looking bouncers like American superstars, Judith Heard is always keeps it simple with her close pals.

Rides They Cruise
Now this is very tricky because both ladies can afford to buy the best cars around. Their garages boast of a variety of posh rides from Bentley’s, Mercedes Benz to the Audi Q7.

However to be fair, Zari beats Judith when it comes to assembling rides.

One fella recently commented; “Her garage is like car showroom.”
Pundits who have been following Uganda’s so called beef industry say; “Trying to outcompete each other over who rides the best car has stoked their bitter rivalry and its not about to stop.”
At the moment, Zari has a bigger advantage.

Claim to Fame
Judith Heard’s started his humble life working in top city hangouts as a waitress in Kigali Rwanda before she turned her life around as one of the best models. She is used her beauty as a catwalk queen to rise the social ladders. She later hooked up a loaded white fella Alex Heard, got married and the couple blessed with twins.
She now commands a reasonable fan base on the social scene and has since been working on improving the JH brand by donating to the needy and holding expensive VIP parties. As for Zari,
What is more known about her though is that she somehow got a way to South Africa from where she hooked up with her hubby Ivan and the two are seriously minting dime from their businesses there. She is also a musician.
With a few more White Parties and cash donations to Charity organisations, she is slowly working on brand Zari threatening Judith’s.

Fabclan Vs Zari Boss Lady
Judith heads a famous socialite club under the umbrella name ‘Kampala Fabclan’ where only her top and close pals are admitted. This club is there to organise expensive drink up parties on a weekly basis. On the other hand Zari opened up her own club called ‘Zari Boss Lady’. So it’s Kampala Fabulous clan versus Zari Boss Lady clan on this one.

Their Bonkmates
Judith Heard is married to a white loaded but ageing fella, Alex Heard. Though sometime back their marriage almost hit a hard rock after allegations emerged that Dr. Alex Heard was already married to a Kenyan chic, the two look to be stable and going strong.

Zari on the other hand is married to Ivan. The two guys are super loaded. Heard is rumoured to have been a US special undercover operative before he got a problem with his leg. It is said that he was compensated with a staggering $6m. He owns properties in Nairobi and two posh houses in Muyenga.

He also has another family in Texas, US and those in the know say flying out of Uganda to the America is like moving from the city centre to Ntinda for him. It should also be remembered that while Judith was about to drop her twins, she was flown out 1st Class to a top US facility where she delivered from and her and her kids were insured to a tune of $2m.

Ivan on the hand has lots of properties in South Africa, two posh houses in Kampala, three hostels near Mukono Christian University and Sir Apollo Kaggwa Road.

He usually splashes out cash while in town as if he is the Governor of the Central Bank. How much he is worth; we can’t really tell. One snoop concluded this money debate; “Alex Richard Heard and Ivan are f**kin rich.
So over to you our readers; who do think you struts her swag better on the showbiz scene? Plus if you have more info about the two beefing ladies. Send us a comment.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh pliz! Zari is a witch doctor.Stop boring us with this nonsense mbu she has better swag than JH. And pliz, JH has better rides. A bentley,thunder bird??? Zari has common brands and the only thing she shares with JH is an Audi moreover that is the best in her collection.You just like her but you know she isnt better than JH.True.

Ritah-UCU said...

You people, it's very clear Judith Heard is above it all....she's used to the money,she's down to earth.....i just like her,unlike Zari who moves around with wierdly faced bouncers. At least Judith's husband has a descent job from which he gets the money.Any way,what does that almost-to-burst Ivan mbu Zari's hubby do??? No one knows.I hear mbu he's a con man,ela witch doctor kale Zari alabye,kubanga even the weddin' is nowhere 2 be seen,tho they gat the dime.She even gets slaps from the alleged witch doctor,kale ate bambi judith is havin' her gud life,no maalo.Nze i know zari is half illeterate,her music is no where,kale those who watch mbu the boss lady.....mumala biseela!!!!! i don't know what good feature Ivan found in zari,maybe apart from her bleached kyeyo body,crooked teeth en bituli legs.Zari shud go back to Jinja,dats where her maalo belongs. Judith, just know you still rule,ogwo gu fala guveeko!!!!!

Mike R said...

Pliz zari u are no where,people who support u are misleading u.The boss lady show was soooooo backward and artificial.Truth be told,zari,no one wants to see yo money,coz it won't help in any way.........God blessed u with the money,but remember,any time he has the right to take it away,any time.So my dia stop bragin' en focus yo attention on yo kids,beef won't help u in any way,leave judith alone coz she's hotter.She is simply better.Is yo hubby a witch doctor en con man in south africa?????????? This is terrible!!!!! Is that why the weddin' is not comin'?After all u gat the money.Witch doctors find it hard riskin' a church weddin'.En ooh those slaps u always get from yo giant hubby....banange kino kinene anyway @ Ritah u drove your point home.I don't support Zari,en will never.Judith way to go!!!!!!!!!